Dark Heart
by Birdwell
2/5/05

The Physics of Baby Poo

I have noticed something about Lorelei's poo that really suprised me. It does not adhere to the laws of physics as we know them. Gravity means nothing to her defecation. You would think if she is in an upright, standing position the poo would go down. It does not--it goes up....all the way up. And sometimes it hops and skips. Last night while she was in her Johny Jumper her poo actually skips down her leg...she looked like she had polka dots.

I never experienced this with Micci...especially the poo escaping her diaper from the front rather than her back when she was laying on her back. It was explained to me that this was because she was a girl and lacked the equimpent to deter the poo from running up her front. You would think gravity would do that.

Maybe it's just my swiss cheese memory but I do not remember strange poo physics surrounding Mic's poo. I am just happy he now poos in a toilet.

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