Dark Heart
by Birdwell
8/11/05

Much better thank you

Today I didn't feel the need to lock my son in his room for the entire day. A vast improvement over yesterday.

Damn bugger is testing me that's all. It makes me feel a little better. Okay so his not god's vengence and he'll grow out of this current "phase" with some diligence on my part and time.

And something else to consider:

What would happen if I actually cleaned my garage and kept a spotless home? Just imagine what would happen if my mom couldn't pester (and I use pester in the loosest of senses) me every day about it. I wonder if my mom's head would explode. Or would it shrivel up? What would she have to bitch about then???

See, I know my mom needs these little "worries"...so I refuse to clean the garage or my house just to save my mom's sanity. I am such a great daughter looking after my mom's welfare like that.

EEEEWWW I gotta go change the toxic waste that is current residing in my daughter diaper.

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