12/10/05

A Special Christmas Message

"Santa Claus is RUINED!"

On Thursday, we were all watching ER, it's Christmas episode, and toward the end the head ER nurse loses her temper on a drunken (I hope), unruly, mean Santa impersonator. Well, she punches him in the face and pours his urine sample on him. Micci watches this in horror, "Santa Claus is RUINED!!!"

J and I start laughing hysterically (well J can't really--it hurts to laugh--him just getting his wisdom teeth out that Tuesday)...and I am trying to figure out how to explain this to him.

My mom reminded me that I hadn't blogged in ages...so I better catch ya'll up. My birthday was good. Got myself some bare mineral make up (thanks MOM) and some Burts Bees stuff...I LOVE Burts Bees. I had planned to go out with Phisto, but I kinda stood her up...doing Christmas Shopping...but I am going to make it up to her.

On Tuesday, J got his wisdom teeth pulled. He had on snarky one that twisted around his sinus cavity...so that earned him more medications to take. And the trooper went to work the very next day. I also did the stupidest thing ever...while J was drugged up in bed, I took the kids to Hobby Lobby to spend my birthday money. Bad idea...took us 2 hours to shop with Lorelei screaming to get out of the cart. But I got myself some more knitting accroutraments.

I have been really busy knitting up a storm. I got all these ideas for Christmas presents...sure I can knit a half a dozen things by Christmas...SURE. I am on CRACK!!! Could I get this ideas in November?? No, not me...for me I get to do a last minute knitting frenzy!! Sigh. So my house is being left to it's own devices while I knit feverishly.

It also has been really really fucking cold. And I decided to stay huddled in blankets rather than freeze my hands in dishwater...or in the garage doing laundry. We put off lighting the furnace until Wednesday evening...and on Wednesday...oh it was colder than a devils tit.

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