9/25/09
Toes and Weirdness
I am very tired of my toe. If I wasn't sure I needed my big toe and that chopping it off would hurt just as much as having the toe nail ripped off and HEAL, then I would totally be hobbling toward the axe. It's been three days and dude it hurts WORSE now. Why? Because it's heaaaaaling. Sigh. Stupid thing. I can barely stand--I hobble anywhere and I need to take a 30 minute rest. It tingles ALL the time and that good healing. woooo!!
Bitch bitch bitch.
Luckily Lorelei is being super helpful, fetching and being extra careful. Mic, is like Mom I KNOW you toe hurts. What he is really saying is get over it already woman. I am sure he is plotting how to smash them.
Anyway. I'm pretty sure I have blogged about Lorelei's weird hang up with the bathroom.
Thanks to her super helpful brother, Lorelei refuses to go to the bathroom by herself. She is completely and utterly terrified monsters will get her while she's on the potty. I am pretty sure Micci told her this so HE could have company in the bathroom. My hurt toe is making is very hard to take her potty. But I am doing it because she really is completely and totally terrified.
Right now the two monsters she is afraid of is werewolves and angels. Yes, Angels. Only my kids right? Well, I blame Dr. Who. There's a Dr. Who episode called Blink. The Lonely Assassins are quantum locked. When they are unseen by living things they are able to move and exist as live beings. They steal peoples future and promise by flinging them back in time, so they are no longer able to fulfill their live path. Well when they are observed, the are stone weeping angels. They try to keep their eyes covered, because if THEY see each other they will remain stone forever. This nice wikipedia article explains it nicely. So Angels yeah.
Well yesterday, she really had to go potty and didn't stop to ask any one to follow her and we really didn't know she had gone potty. I thought she was in her room playing and then I fell asleep. Sometime later I hear soft weird noises from the bathroom. I call out hear nothing. I ask Micci where his sister is. He didn't know and thought she might be napping. Well, I keep hearing the sound and I hobble off to investigate. Well it's Lorelei in the tiny water closet, door locked, crying because she's too terrified to come out of the potty.
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pat pat pat...
That good ol' pre-Prom slide show just doesn't quite make up for it right now, heh?
Hugs.
-P
